Never heard them. Looked them up. Metal band from Israel? Sure! I'll give them an honest go.
Ferium - Reflections
Track 1 - By The Book
Jugga junn junn junn. Jugga junn junn junn junn.
Ugh. Look, I appreciate these guys doing what they do, but I can't not be totally not dishonest.
Take Lamb Of God and slather them in brown gravy. Now add in Disfiguring The Goddess or whatever stupid slam band you pick and slice them from neck to groin. Then add a sprinkle of every goddamn deathcore band you've ever heard ground up chunks. Stir in a healthy dose of the jizz of Meshuggah laced with babies tears. Finally, lock all of these ingredients in a room with 4 starved and rabid wolverines but injected with a heavy sedative. Record the sounds. It's gonna be slow. It's gonna be painful. Let's call it........Ferium. Now stick a dragon on the album cover just to fuck with people. Now if that recipe sounds good to you, then GET THIS ALBUM! Oh, and go fuck yourself.
-K @MrBrutal666
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