Tuesday, April 8, 2014

First Track Review: From Hell - Ascent From Hell

Hey, that's a lot of hell. I'm going to be thoroughly disappointed if this isn't fusion disco.

From Hell - Ascent From Hell

Track 1 - Standing At The Mouth Of Hell

How many times are they going to us "hell"? Fucking hell! Shit, now I'm doing it.

" RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Decent enough way to start an album off. Either this song is going nowhere very slowly or this is the longest dumb intro ever. God.......damn........it........hurry.......the..........fuck.........up.

Track 2 - The Walking Dead

Ohh! Zombies are from hell right???? THEMES!!

Slow beat. Constant bass drum. Amon Amarth style riff if they were smoking meth. This is definitely blackened death, but it also completely fucking sucks and is ALMOST as boring as watching a fly fuck drying paint.

Not a fan. I'll just listen to Grave. Or Amon Amarth. Or Lady Gaga douche with a birthday party balloon filled with thumb tacks.

-K @MrBrutal666

No comments:

Post a Comment